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It's the story of an American, a frenchie, and a belgian.
Their airplane crashed in the middle of the jungle. On the road to going back , they met a tribe . Their chef told to the 3 travelers that the only way to pass through them, is to take 100 fruits of the same kind in the jungle and to put them in their asshole without laughing or crying of pain,or they will be killed.
The american refused the offer to be escorted and pick 100 fruits and decided to run. BAM, he got killed in front of his friends.
Seeing how the american got killed, they remaining travelers decided to go trought it.
After a hour, the frenchie came back with 100 strawberries . There starts the hardest part, couting : 1,2,3,4,5.......56,57,58,59......97....98.....99 , for an unknown reason the frenchie started to laugh very hard and got killed.
He goes to heaven(Eden Garden???) and meet God Himself.
God asks him : Why the hell did you laugh, you are freaking stupid you could have live your life longer!!!
The frenchie answered : I couldn't help it, it's because i saw the belgian comming with 100 cocconuts......
Yes that's the joke that made me laugh during a hole day, i couldn't do anything w/o thinking about it.
Who's the next to make me laugh
Their airplane crashed in the middle of the jungle. On the road to going back , they met a tribe . Their chef told to the 3 travelers that the only way to pass through them, is to take 100 fruits of the same kind in the jungle and to put them in their asshole without laughing or crying of pain,or they will be killed.
The american refused the offer to be escorted and pick 100 fruits and decided to run. BAM, he got killed in front of his friends.
Seeing how the american got killed, they remaining travelers decided to go trought it.
After a hour, the frenchie came back with 100 strawberries . There starts the hardest part, couting : 1,2,3,4,5.......56,57,58,59......97....98.....99 , for an unknown reason the frenchie started to laugh very hard and got killed.
He goes to heaven(Eden Garden???) and meet God Himself.
God asks him : Why the hell did you laugh, you are freaking stupid you could have live your life longer!!!
The frenchie answered : I couldn't help it, it's because i saw the belgian comming with 100 cocconuts......
Yes that's the joke that made me laugh during a hole day, i couldn't do anything w/o thinking about it.
Who's the next to make me laugh
Ando- Eden Leader
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lool epic.
Making fun of belgians is easy eh
Making fun of belgians is easy eh
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epic old: here the 1234578 ..99 was the italian then french and the last was the american (no cocconuts but Watermelons)!!!
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Oh, we always make fun of Belgians here in France, that's why..
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so do we
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here always italian american and french! the world is small
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I thought it was when the other guy was bringing 100 PINEAPPLES, no coconuts, but both are still funny as hell.
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i have a joke for you well more like a rhyme ^_^
there once was a guy from paru
how fell asleep in a kanu
while dreamin of venas
he played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of Geww
XD tell me what you think
there once was a guy from paru
how fell asleep in a kanu
while dreamin of venas
he played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of Geww
XD tell me what you think
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Sanbaki wrote:i have a joke for you well more like a rhyme ^_^
there once was a guy from paru
how fell asleep in a kanu
while dreamin of venas
he played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of Geww
XD tell me what you think
The fck lool ahahaha.
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I got one
its a blonde joke, no offence..
Why did the blonde go mad/crazy after working in a cat house for 10 yrs?
Because she just found out that the others got paid ...
anyone understand? x)
its a blonde joke, no offence..
Why did the blonde go mad/crazy after working in a cat house for 10 yrs?
Because she just found out that the others got paid ...
anyone understand? x)
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looooooooool
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Bunster wrote:I got one
its a blonde joke, no offence..
Why did the blonde go mad/crazy after working in a cat house for 10 yrs?
Because she just found out that the others got paid ...
anyone understand? x)
Prostitute! And LOOOOOL.
Oh i got a good one.
It's a story of 2 blondes walking on the street. The first blonde noticed a dog poop and yells to her friend : BE CAREFULL!
The second one asks : Is that really poop?
The first answers : I don't know, the only way to know is to taste.
So there she tastes it.
The first : YEP, its deffinitely poop
The second : Thank God we didn't walk on it
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heres a short one:
Maikel
Maikel
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Ward wrote:heres a short one:
Maikel
LMAO, OK you won the thread.
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Ando wrote:Bunster wrote:I got one
its a blonde joke, no offence..
Why did the blonde go mad/crazy after working in a cat house for 10 yrs?
Because she just found out that the others got paid ...
anyone understand? x)
Prostitute! And LOOOOOL.
Oh i got a good one.
It's a story of 2 blondes walking on the street. The first blonde noticed a dog poop and yells to her friend : BE CAREFULL!
The second one asks : Is that really poop?
The first answers : I don't know, the only way to know is to taste.
So there she tastes it.
The first : YEP, its deffinitely poop
The second : Thank God we didn't walk on it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ANDO!!!! xDXDXD
ive seen it somewhere else before xD always makes me laugh hahahahaha xDXD
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