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Post by Ando Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:48 am

It's the story of an American, a frenchie, and a belgian.
Their airplane crashed in the middle of the jungle. On the road to going back , they met a tribe . Their chef told to the 3 travelers that the only way to pass through them, is to take 100 fruits of the same kind in the jungle and to put them in their asshole without laughing or crying of pain,or they will be killed.
The american refused the offer to be escorted and pick 100 fruits and decided to run. BAM, he got killed in front of his friends.
Seeing how the american got killed, they remaining travelers decided to go trought it.
After a hour, the frenchie came back with 100 strawberries . There starts the hardest part, couting : 1,2,3,4,5.......56,57,58,59......97....98.....99 , for an unknown reason the frenchie started to laugh very hard and got killed.
He goes to heaven(Eden Garden???) and meet God Himself.
God asks him : Why the hell did you laugh, you are freaking stupid you could have live your life longer!!!
The frenchie answered : I couldn't help it, it's because i saw the belgian comming with 100 cocconuts......


Yes that's the joke that made me laugh during a hole day, i couldn't do anything w/o thinking about it.






Who's the next to make me laugh
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Post by Ward Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:32 am

lool epic.

Making fun of belgians is easy eh

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Post by Edo Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:49 am

epic old: here the 1234578 ..99 was the italian then french and the last was the american (no cocconuts but Watermelons)!!!
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Post by Ando Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:40 am

Oh, we always make fun of Belgians here in France, that's why..
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Post by Ward Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:40 am

so do we
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Post by Edo Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:08 pm

here always italian american and french! the world is small Smile
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Post by John Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:08 am

I thought it was when the other guy was bringing 100 PINEAPPLES, no coconuts, but both are still funny as hell.

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Post by Sanbaki Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:35 am

i have a joke for you Razz well more like a rhyme ^_^

there once was a guy from paru
how fell asleep in a kanu
while dreamin of venas
he played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of Geww

XD tell me what you think Razz

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Post by Ando Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:03 am

Sanbaki wrote:i have a joke for you Razz well more like a rhyme ^_^

there once was a guy from paru
how fell asleep in a kanu
while dreamin of venas
he played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of Geww

XD tell me what you think Razz

The fck lool ahahaha.
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Post by Bunster Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:05 am

I got one Very Happy

its a blonde joke, no offence..

Why did the blonde go mad/crazy after working in a cat house for 10 yrs?
Because she just found out that the others got paid ...Razz

anyone understand? x)
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Post by Edo Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:23 am

looooooooool
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Post by Ando Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:27 am

Bunster wrote:I got one Very Happy

its a blonde joke, no offence..

Why did the blonde go mad/crazy after working in a cat house for 10 yrs?
Because she just found out that the others got paid ...Razz

anyone understand? x)

Prostitute! And LOOOOOL.


Oh i got a good one.

It's a story of 2 blondes walking on the street. The first blonde noticed a dog poop and yells to her friend : BE CAREFULL!
The second one asks : Is that really poop?
The first answers : I don't know, the only way to know is to taste.
So there she tastes it.
The first : YEP, its deffinitely poop
The second : Thank God we didn't walk on it
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Post by Ward Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:36 am

heres a short one:

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Post by Ando Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:40 am

Ward wrote:heres a short one:

Maikel

LMAO, OK you won the thread.
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Post by Bunster Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:26 pm

Ando wrote:
Bunster wrote:I got one Very Happy

its a blonde joke, no offence..

Why did the blonde go mad/crazy after working in a cat house for 10 yrs?
Because she just found out that the others got paid ...Razz

anyone understand? x)

Prostitute! And LOOOOOL.


Oh i got a good one.

It's a story of 2 blondes walking on the street. The first blonde noticed a dog poop and yells to her friend : BE CAREFULL!
The second one asks : Is that really poop?
The first answers : I don't know, the only way to know is to taste.
So there she tastes it.
The first : YEP, its deffinitely poop
The second : Thank God we didn't walk on it



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ANDO!!!! xDXDXD
ive seen it somewhere else before xD always makes me laugh hahahahaha xDXD
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Post by Pinkhere Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:38 pm

Hhaha XD
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